Ah, comfort, thy name is Tampax Pearl
You know, I used this image in my banner but never thought to try this particular brand. that all changed yesterday.
I have this to say.
FUCK OB.
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OB doesn't have this wrapper does it? No. It doesn't. It's a clear plastic wrapper that, while your hands are bloody, you have to try and find the opening to. It's worse than the plastic on a CD case.
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Look at this tip? I mean, who wouldn't want this tip? It doesn't pinch like other plastic applicators. And it's round. And it's plastic coated I guess. Whatever the case, it's comfortable going in.
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Look at that braid people. I don't know what that braid has to do with much. But OB doesn't have that intricate little braid, now does it?
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Look at that gripper. Just look at it. It's a gripper people. That way you can just pop that little sucker right in. It's not like the regular cardboard applicator that bends and then you can't get a good hold on it and you end up making mistakes.
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This tampon is virtually mistake proof. No more slipping. No more bloody hands because there isn't an applicator. It's an applicator tampon. That works. Oh yeah, and the actual absorbing part is shorter than regular tampax. So when it expands, it doesn't ELONGATE.
OB. Created by a woman gynecologist. Who was some sort of fucked up individual who thought it was a good idea to make a tampon without an applicator.
Someday, I will order one of those diva cups.
But for now, screw the environment.
Ok, I don't really mean that.
You'd think I'd know how to spell environment the first time around. Wow, look at all those comments already.
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