2003-02-16 & 9:30 a.m.
Ass hair
I think what's probably worse than nose hair, to me anyway, is bottom hair. I could say ass hair, but that's not very nice sounding. Bottom hair sounds a little better. If you've seen porn movies, none of the women have hair on their asses. Not that I'm striving to be like porn movie stars.
I know we're all supposed to have hair, but I feel like I was greek in a past life or something, because I feel like a sasquatch sometimes. Oh yes, word to the wise, don't shave your ass.
Again, Nair works pretty good. Sure, it burns like hell at first, but your skin builds up a tolerance. Then when you reach back there for whatever reason, you're smooth. You don't run into hair problem. When your wearing a pad, the sticky part doesn't grab and yank out your hairs one by one.
I sure as hell am not going to get wax my ass.
Dude. I am so not awake yet.