Low Budget stuff and slobbering on penii
One dude I used to date/blow liked it where I used my hand on him at the same time I was sucking. I was jerking him off, ok? I felt like I was a rabid dog the way I was slobbering all over his dick. I couldn't control the saliva. This could be a good or bad thing.
Other guys like just the head to be in and other guys like it fast. Really fast.
It seems like all guys think we should be Deep Throat, grabbing us by either side of the head and shoving it in as far as it'll go. I always end up gagging when this happens. I can't believe this doesn't ruin the moment as I start to convulse like a cat does when they're almost ready to throw up. I don't know why they think this deep throating is a good thing. At least take it slowly and work into the throat and ease that gag reflex.
And then they're saying "Swallow it, swallow it" and I'm thinking "Well, ok." and then when I do, it's like eating oysters. I can understand why they want women to swallow, but I just have to not think about it. For some reason, white discharge coming out of the same place where urine comes out of doesn't sound like an appealing gelatinous mass to swallow. It isn't white discharge, like you see in porn movies. It's yellowish. I think they must touch up the movies. Although I don't think so because they're having sex in a house that's much like mine. Shit brown carpet and avocado-green furniture. Low budget I guess. But wait. I don't have avocado green furniture. I have a brown couch that 's ugly as sin and I covered it with a slip cover. Surefit. If you have ugly furniture or are making a low budget porn movie and you want it to seem higher budget, buy slip covers. Instant make-over for your porn movie shoot.
Have you ever waxed your pits? It's worse than waxing the pubic area. And it hurts. I keep ripping and ripping and ripping and the wax strip just has a few hair every time. I wash before hand even. Rip. Rip. I have weird hair that seems to grow every which way. I think I should just have laser surgery so I don't have to think about it anymore.